The good the bad and the damn right ugly

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Dumb and Dumber

Yeah, it may be old, but this is one of my favourite comedy movies! :) Never fails to make me laugh. So I've inclued A couple of my favourite clips. Enjoy!

Lloyd's Dream

Love the fight seen in this- Hilarious! Lol

Toliet Trouble

Lloyd doing the dramatic evil laugh on that little granny bike is just the best :D

Friday, February 09, 2007

Picture of the day

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My favourite team! :D I think this is a lovely pic! :) This is when they are in Ireland. All smiling, seeing the funny side in trying to take a serious pic when it's pouring down in snow... all except for Largerback... Which is no surprise really... We even get a smile from Olof! Yes, indeed, it is a miricle! Lol

Funny Dutch TV interview



I saw this on the tele a few weeks, and have just found it now on youtube and just had to post it. A man is been interviewed on Dutch TV, who has been in an accident and had to have his testicles removed. As a result, his voice is as high as a 7 year old girls... The interview finds it hard to control his laughter!

I found this funny when i saw it as well! But how embarressing. Not just for the poor man who suffered from the accident, but for the TV host as well... I bet he was mortified and ashamed with himself.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith Dies!

Just 45 minutes ago!

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HOLLYWOOD -- Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy playmate whose bizarre life careened from marrying an octogenarian billionaire to the untimely death of her son, died Thursday after collapsing at a South Florida hotel, one of her lawyers said.Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino near Hollywood, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital.

``She checked in Monday at 8 p.m. as a guest. She was due to check out tomorrow,'' said Danielle Giordaano, a spokeswoman for the hotel.Officials said her baby was not with her, but she was accompanied by her husband and four others, including a nurse, said hotel president Michael Bloom.Bloom said the hotel received a call from her nurse just after 1:30 p.m. requesting assistance.``She was obviously in distress,'' Bloom said of the ex-Playboy PlaymateFive minutes later hotel security and emergency medical technicians responded to her room and contacted local fire and rescue teams.Smith was taken to Memorial Regional shortly after 2:10 p.m.She was hospitalized for pneumonia for a week in November.

Smith had been a tabloid staple even before she became Playboy's playmate of the year in 1993. Readers were fascinated by her bombshell good looks, her marriage to an elderly billionaire and subsequent court fight over his estate, her weight fluctuations, and last year, the sudden death of her 20-year-old son, Daniel Smith.A former topless dancer, she made her name squeezing into Guess jeans. She resembled the late actress Marilyn Monroe, a similarity played up in her Guess magazine ads, billboards and department store displays.In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, the head of oil-based Koch Industries, which is part of a family fortune worth at least $400 million.He died in 1995, setting off a feud with her former stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, over whether she had a right to his estate.A federal court in California awarded Smith $474 million in a complicated legal twist that began after she declared bankruptcy. That was later overturned.But in May, the U.S. Supreme Court revived her case, ruling that she deserved another day in court in her battle with her former stepson.The justices said only that federal courts in California could deal with her case despite a Texas state court ruling that Marshall was the sole heir to the estate.Then, the stepson died June 20 at age 67. But the family said the court fight would continue.Daniel Smith died Sept. 10 in his mother's hospital room in the Bahamas, just days after she gave birth to a daughter. An American medical examiner hired by the family, Cyril Wecht, said he had methadone and two antidepressants in his system when he died. Low levels of the three drugs interacted to cause an accidental death, Wecht said.Meanwhile, the paternity of her now 5-month-old daughter remained a matter of dispute.She was born Vickie Lynn Hogan on Nov. 28, 1967, in Houston, one of six children of Donald Eugene and Virgie Hart Hogan.She married Bill Smith in 1985, giving birth to Daniel before divorcing two years later.
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Funny Freddie Ljungberg Interview

Hilarious interview with Freddie, been asked the most embarressing of questions by a gay interviewer who's obviously coming on to him...

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George Wayne: So, Freddie, we hear your milk shake brings the crowd to the yard.

Freddie Ljungberg: What do you mean?

GW: Haven't you heard that hot tune over there in London? ""My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard- Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'll have to charge. "

FL: I don't think I could afford you.

GW: What makes Freddie so special?

FL: I don't know, really. I'm quite normal.

GW:Oh your so shy and humble, so endearing Freddie. When did you shave you head? Because you alway had a Mohawk.

FL: About a year ago. I was pissed off after a football game, so I shaved it off.

GW: You follow in line with a posse of illustrioses hunks who have become the poster boy for Calvin Klein underwear. Your are, in fact, the first European hottie ever chosen. How does that make you feel?

FL: When they approached me I thought it was an honour to do the campaign, especially wheni thought about the company I would be in.

GW: Were you at all worried? Did you think, my "lunchbox" is going to be splashed across gargantuan billboards from London to Los Angeles?

FL: Yes, unfortunately, i have never had a photo shoot before where I was wearing next to nothing. But after a bit of thought, I decided it was a good thing to do.

GW: Well you certainly made the right decision. So darling, are you a member of Foreskin Anonymous?

FL: Sorry?

GW: Are a member of Foreskin Anonymous?!

FL: I don't know what that it.

GW: C'Mon Freddie- don't play dumb with GW! We all know about you and you are not that thick. Are you circumcised or uncircumcised?!

FL: What?! Are you kidding?

GW: I ask the pertinent questions. Didn't they tell you?

FL: Well, that's why I had underwear on- so you wouldn't know.

GW: What do your team mates call you in the locker room? Guys like Thierry Henry and Dennis Berkamp? Do they call you Frederique?

FL: No, everyone calls me Freddie.

GW: They don't tease you abot the fact that you are more than ever lusted by men and women all over the world? GW hears that in the Arsenal locker room they stuff their underwear with socks and mince around the room imitating you.

FL: There is a little teasing, but unfortunately that story is not untrue.


GW: How long have you had that grotesque tattoo on your right hip? What is it- a panther?

FL: Actually that was fake- they painted it for the shoot. They actually copied it from my back, where I have two similar ones. It's a panther, a cougar.

GW: What would you consider to be your greatest physial asset- your amazing legs, your six-pack abdominals, or your tight butt? GW believes it your butt. Do you wax it?

FL: No, I don't.

GW: Do you ever wax the cho-cho?

FL: I don't have a clue what you're talking about.

GW: Freddie, please! You are not going to pay the dumb jock with GW!

FL: I know, but you can't ask me such intimate questions.

GW: Of course I can darling- it's my job. Would you consider yourself a metrosexual like "Queen Louis XIV"- David Beckham? Do you like Diamonds as much as "Queen Louis" does?

FL: Not really. I don't have that many diamonds to be honest.

GW: But are you metrosexual. Do you have pedicures? Do you get your hair done, your nails done, ect?

FL: No, I don't do any of that stuff. You'll have to ask me again when you come to London.

GW: I tell you, when I do go to London, I'll be having a hands on interview with that lunchboxof yours.

FL: Good luck

GW: And who has the biggest luchbox in the Arsenal locker room?

FL: Do you really think you'll get an answer there? No way.

GW: Who is the better coach? Your coach at Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, or the coach of England and fellow Swede Sven Gordon-Eriksson?

FL: Arsene Wenger has coached me for six years, and I never played for Sven Gordon. So I know Arsene a lot better, but Sven Gordon is a great coach.

GW: With an answer like that you'll have a job at United Nations after your football days are over.






"Are you a member of Foreskin Anonymous?", "Do you wax the cho-cho?" LMFAO! Oh, poor Freddie... I respect him for not relieving about himsef down there and how he was so polite, even when that interviewer must have really been getting on his nerves. "I'll be having a hands on interview with that lunchbox of yours", "Good luck".... Good for you Freds ;) Coo, calm and collected.... Still bloody funny though... Hahaha

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Happy Birthday English Muffin!

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It's English Muffin's birthday today, and she's just turned 33!

What did you get EM and how are you going to celebrate?? Whatever you do I hope your plans include getting V drunk and not getting in untill the early morning ;) Lol

Happy Birthday!

x

Friday, January 19, 2007

Prison Break is back!

Prison Break season 2 started on Monday. Poor Veronica, got shot dead on the first episode. And as for T-bags hand... I never knew it was possible to have a vet sow it back on again after it had been completely chopped off with an axe! Lol. I really like the show, and I like Wentworth Miller (Michael Scofield) even more :D Amaury Nolasco (Sucre) is cute as well. I've always liked Wentworth. When the first season started it was becuae of his looks, but I sine then found out that he's more than just a pretty face... Everyone brought up the fact that he went to Princeton University, and me been English and never hearing of the place I looked it up because I was curious to see what the fuss was. I then learnt that it is like the American version of Cambridge/Oxford Uni. Very impressive Went ;). I've seen him on countless of times in interviews and he's so grounded, intelligent, and articlulate. It's great that there is at least one good looking intelligent actor out there :)

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Friday, January 12, 2007

Sweden International team go Rally Racing!




I'd seen pics of this before but never the video! Hahaha look at Olof at the start, he looks so bored and unfazed by it all even though hes racing around! It looks like he wouldn't even show a bloody reaction even if he had a collision with one of the racing cars! Lol Seen a few pics of Freddie Ljungberg, but I couldnt seem to see him on the video...